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OK, nominations are open for our slogan contest. The slogan chosen by the judges will appear around the place with more sickening frequency than Passionate About W......herever The star prize is to see your slogan with more sickening frequency than one dreamed up by some overpaid firm of consultants leeching on the public purse, and - almost without saying - your place in posterity. Runners-up will each receive a limitless supply of posters, a large pail of glue, a paint roller, an ample supply of bus tokens to get to Ashington (and back), and a black balaclava. Note: Local hoodies will not be deemed to require the last-mentioned accoutrement. Sloganise away...