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At the evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised. During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The usher didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. At the end of the nights performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" A bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!" source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/donaldtrumpjokes

‘Better late than never.’ Source: http://www.spectator.co.uk/comic/trump-4/

I hope someone reports the Star as it reports MP dead after attack by Brexit gunman An eyewitness to the murder who clearly feels he has spoken to enough journalists has shut his shop and has put this notice up in his drycleaners shop http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/16/breaking-labour-mp-jo-cox-shot-stabbed-constituency-surgery-yorkshire/

Apparently this man has long history of mental illness, and was not politically motivated in this attack Local restaurant owner Hicham Ben Abdallah, widely quoted across the media as having claimed Mr. Mair shouted, “Britain First” has said “No, no. I did not hear that”. I sincerely hoped this young woman's death would not be used as a political tool but it seems some of the press are already doing so

Seriously? I heard about a charge a while back, but it never seemed to come to anything. I hope NCC has cameras up in secluded spots, because I know of many MANY people who will not pay like you did. Why they want to charge people for disposing of rubbish properly is beyond me.

Oh, clean forgot: don't like that song. Try this great one instead (and note the lyrics).