DAZZA

CANNY LOGO HOW!

NOWT. BEDLINGTON IS GASH. ASHINGTON HAS GOT BETTER CARS BETTER BEWAS N BETTER PUBS.

DARKBASE IS CUSH

TAZO N NITRO KILLIN IT -

IT MUST HEV AAL KICKED OFF LAST NEYT THERE WAS BIZZIES AAL OWER THE PLACE!

MINTAH!

SOME SPANNA PRETENDIN TO BE A CHARVA

HOW U.S. IS THAT???????

EVEN AVE HEARD OF TIPPER GORE. SHE TRIED TO BAN PORN AND RAPPERS AND THAT

IF ANYONE TOUCHED ME IMPREZA AHD SPARK THEM STREYT OOT.

THAT FUGGLES IS FULL OF WIERDOES.

PURE CUSH

*NODS*

ya all in it together aren't ya. got it ya all related! , a wey you should be ya al full of !*!@#!

YI CANNAT EVEN TAAK PROPER ENGLISH. YOUR A PIPE MAN.

HOO DENZEL IF YE CANNIT PULL A LASS IN MOVIES YE MUST HEV 2 HEEDS OR SUMMIT LOL!!!!!!!

50 HOURS? NEE CHANCE!

SNOOPAZ AND GRASSES ARE SCUM THO

GET IN THERE TANK!!!!!!

TAGGED!

ARE TO APPLAUDED???? WORRA YEE ON ABOOT YE RADGY?

SHE CANNIT EVEN SPELL AND SHES RUNNIN A PUB!

IS ANY OF THE LASSES GANNA DEE A TORN LIKE?

WOR LASS GETS FREE CHILDCARE COZ THE SOCIAL TOOK HER BAIRN OFF HER!

GREGGS IN BLYTH DUZ THE BEST STAKE BAKES ARUND

WE DIVINT NEED NEY RUSSIAN LASSES COZ THERES PLENTY TIDY BEWARZ RUND HERE

SOONDS MINTA! BEDLINGTON POSSY IN FULL EFFEKT!!!!

SORTED.

SUBARU IMPREZA IZ THE BEST CAR EVA!

THE TAVERN IZ GASH AAL THE LADS GOT BARRED. MOVEEZ AND THE LION R THE ONLY GUD PUBS RUND HERE

THE DOM WOZ TOTAL SHAN. NEW MONKEY IZ BEST 4 CHOONZ N SMART BEWAZ.

IT IZ OPEN AGEN IN SEPTEMBER

THERE WOZ GANNA BE A CUSH RAVE ON SUNDAY AT MOVIEZ BUT IT WUZ CAALD OFF COZ O THE BIZZYZ AND IT WOZ TOTAL KICKIN OFF

KAPPA? WHERE YEE BEEN LIKE? ITZ AAL BENCH THEEZ DAYZ MAN