Stars And Their Cars...

[Denzel]

Aye, Bruce and Sheila in their Ute. With a load of chooks in the back.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Aye, Bruce and Sheila in their Ute. With a murdered hitch-hiker in the back.

You don't pull any punches, do you?

[Denzel]

I assume I'm right in saying that all of our Antipodean chums are similar to Neighbours' very own Joe Mangle. He was on TV so it must be a realistic portrayal.

[Pencil_Neck]

I assume I'm right in saying that all of our Antipodean chums are similar to Neighbours' very own Joe Mangle. He was on TV so it must be a realistic portrayal.

As good as Jane Middlemiss portrayal of a northerner on ITV2 "Love Island"........class

[Hamburger Pimp]

I'm enjoying her work.

[Denzel]

I know of at least one person who has made thorough use of her assets.

Incidentally, can anyone explain why she speaks in an odd, Mackem-ish accent? Maybe she's just an affected tart who's only genuine ability is to 'smoke the white owl' of senior TV executives? The public have a right to know.

[Pencil_Neck]

I know of at least one person who has made thorough use of her assets.

Incidentally, can anyone explain why she speaks in an odd, Mackem-ish accent? Maybe she's just an affected tart who's only genuine ability is to 'smoke the white owl' of senior TV executives? The public have a right to know.

Only the one.....with her reputation

[Denzel]

Well of all the people to have made use of her services he is the only one I've met. I think.

[Dave]

Only the one.....with her reputation

so... are you saying shes seen more bell ends than weekends? cutting to the chase as it were

[Denzel]

Aye come on Pencil Neck, what you trying to say about Bedlington's finest export?

[Dave]

Aye come on Pencil Neck, what you trying to say about Bedlington's finest export?

is bedlingtons finest export a hound?

[Pencil_Neck]

is bedlingtons finest export a hound?

Last years winner of Celeb Love Island.......most would have a pop or two

[Denzel]

is bedlingtons finest export a hound?

[Gary Partis]

SUBARU IMPREZA IZ THE BEST CAR EVA!

You obviously haven't driven any decent cars then...

[Denzel]

You obviously haven't driven any decent cars then...

He's probably nicked a few.

[Dave]

Last years winner of Celeb Love Island.......most would have a pop or two

Sorry what i ment was 'Isn't' bedlingtons finest export a hound? If your saying this jane middlemass is

a tasty looking hound you'd like to have a pop at.. then she might be the greatest bedlington export. i'll look up what she looks like on the interweb and report back...

[Hamburger Pimp]

If anyone has access to the internet, there are pictures circulating of the lovely Jayne with her clothes off.

[Dave]

If anyone has access to the internet, there are pictures circulating of the lovely Jayne with her clothes off.

www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/09/19/middlemi...

looks like a bit of a nutter... reminds me of an old Viz article " Borderline boilers who you might knock a nail in " does she drink in the Sun ? .... I'll tell you what i walked passed the Dead lion last night ... looked like a

kindergaten.. all hoodies and acne supping cider and eating crisps!!!

[Denzel]

There's nowt wrong with a flaggon of cider Dave!

[Dave]

There's nowt wrong with a flaggon of cider Dave!

True... but how can they afford to drink out at that age? In debt already no doubt.. like the rest of the country!! If i believe what i see on the Tv .. and i do!

[Denzel]

If it's on TV then it's true Dave. Simple as that.

[Dave]

If it's on TV then it's true Dave. Simple as that.

here... that middlemiss is on again - Ch4.... hasnt actually been on yet ... greater celebs seem to be hogging

all the camera time .. either that or her patters !*!@#.

[Sw@lnalla]

If anyone has access to the internet,

I don't have access to the internet.

[Pencil_Neck]

I don't have access to the internet.

Neither does Denzel

[Denzel]

True, I use a Heath Robinson system involving flags, smoke signals and a waterwheel.