Newcastle United

[Brian Cross]

Have Newcastle United sorted all their problems with players and manager they seem to be a stronger side now than in the recent past

[Andy Millne]

Could a moderator please move this post, I think it belongs in the jokes forum.

[Mr Darn]

Could a moderator please move this post, I think it belongs in the jokes forum.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Have Newcastle United sorted all their problems with players and manager they seem to be a stronger side now than in the recent past

A few too many cold ones, Brian?

[Monsta®]

what a shower of *******************

[Pete]

Could a moderator please move this post, I think it belongs in the jokes forum.

You got that one right Fourgee but theres even better according to the news today, the present manager says its all KK's fault because he did not buy the players to get the strength in depth correct. I think he must be looking at Mr Arsely through rose tinted glasses.

[Merlin]

You got that one right Fourgee but theres even better according to the news today, the present manager says its all KK's fault because he did not buy the players to get the strength in depth correct. I think he must be looking at Mr Arsely through rose tinted glasses.

Rose tinted glasses can't get this wrong

[Brian Cross]

Sorry I guess things are not too good with the toon am i right

[Pete]

Sorry I guess things are not too good with the toon am i right

Spot on Brian

[Denzel]

Sorry I guess things are not too good with the toon am i right

Aye, complete !*!@# Brian.

[Pete]

Aye, complete !*!@# Brian.

Championship here we come and League 1 and league 2, four years time we will be in the same league as Bedlington Terriers

Well done Mr arsley

[Symptoms]

Nothing ever changes ... my first match at St James was in 1964 - they won so I was hooked for life (as we are). Decades of mediocrity apart from Keegan's first spell (brilliant while it lasted but maybe could be described as a 'false dawn'), a few damp squibs at Wembley, and that's about it! Oh, and the glory season 1968-69.

I'm afraid this is a broadly shared experience for most footy fans (real ones) nationwide ... very rare highs but mainly constant disappointment ... but we can't leave it alone; we're condemned for life.

Still, it could be worse ... we could follow that rabble from that horrible dump of a town on the Durham coast - the awful mackemscum.

[Monsta®]

Nothing ever changes ... my first match at St James was in 1964 - they won so I was hooked for life (as we are). Decades of mediocrity apart from Keegan's first spell (brilliant while it lasted but maybe could be described as a 'false dawn'), a few damp squibs at Wembley, and that's about it! Oh, and the glory season 1968-69.

I'm afraid this is a broadly shared experience for most footy fans (real ones) nationwide ... very rare highs but mainly constant disappointment ... but we can't leave it alone; we're condemned for life.

Still, it could be worse ... we could follow that rabble from that horrible dump of a town on the Durham coast - the awful mackemscum.

[Pete]

Exactly, who are they

[Monsta®]

Exactly, who are they

one place below newcaslte

[Pete]

one place below newcaslte

Yes, but they are below

[Monsta®]

Yes, but they are below

but for how long!

[Monsta®]

they've signed lovenkrands! why they always sign sh*te players like that !*!@# owen!

[Pete]

they've signed lovenkrands! why they always sign sh*te players like that !*!@# owen!

I read somewhere this afternoon that he really wanted to go back to Rangers, that say'e it all for me.

[Merlin]

they've signed lovenkrands! why they always sign sh*te players like that !*!@# owen!

That's an insult to !*!@# everywhere me included

[Monsta®]

I read somewhere this afternoon that he really wanted to go back to Rangers, that say'e it all for me.

must be a newcastle thing cause nen body wants to stop! even the managers

[Pete]

must be a newcastle thing cause nen body wants to stop! even the managers

Aye and even the supporters are leaving. most would have gone by now but apparently the boycotted pies are good at half time, Northern league here we come.

[Monsta®]

the future for newcastle: in tha place below blyth spartans

[Pete]

the future for newcastle: in tha place below blyth spartans

Yes but it could change Monsta if Mr arsley sells the club and gets oowt a toon, we could end up a place above Blyth Spartans.

[Monsta®]

Yes but it could change Monsta if Mr arsley sells the club and gets oowt a toon, we could end up a place above Blyth Spartans.

ne chance blyth spartans got some money now so they'll be buying owen and given and have plenty change left over!