Viz

[Merlin]

Viz is 30yrs old,where have the years gone

Anyway heres a few tips from viz

RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway.

ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.

SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.

TIGHT-ARSED blokes: Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will have chucked you.

Some fond memories of this superb publication Busta Gonad to mention but one! Controvertial and to the bone,anyone got any memories?

[Malcolm Robinson]

The two larger sized ladies of questionable morals and of course Sydney...........

[Merlin]

found some vids on u tube of the questionable ladies,but Malcolm I just couldn't put them on here could I???

[Monsta®]

Terry !*!@# Wit and Spoilt B@stard remind me of a certain someone can't think who though!

[Merlin]

let us think.. hhhmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,is tha a dummy involved here....or...or...or thigh lenghth kinky boots

[Monsta®]

let us think.. hhhmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,is tha a dummy involved here....or...or...or thigh lenghth kinky boots

that would be more like one fat !*!@# and the tranny magnet! :lol:

[Cympil]

Is it really 30 year since Viz came out? It doesn`t seem that long

It is a laugh though

[Merlin]

It certainly beats the Beano

[wonky]

Viz is 30yrs old,where have the years gone

Anyway heres a few tips from viz

RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway.

ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.

SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.

TIGHT-ARSED blokes: Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will have chucked you.

Some fond memories of this superb publication Busta Gonad to mention but one! Controvertial and to the bone,anyone got any memories?

many .... win a packet of ten regal king size..win a pair of underpants ...lmao