Another Caption Competition

[wonky]

alreet lads and lasses, any one fancy a go off this one..lol..i recon some one told him paul gascoine just delivered a kebab meat pitsa..!!

[Malcolm Robinson]

alreet lads and lasses, any one fancy a go off this one..lol

DROP THE TOY GUN, OR I'LL SHOOT!

[Mr Darn]

"I LOVE Scalextric Me!"

[threegee]

"No John, you've made this mistake before! The RED one is the Taser, the YELLOW one is your wife's cooker igniter!"

[Merlin]

aal have to break this F.***** S back when a get it oot!!! :lol:

Edited July 10, 2010 by Merlin

[wonky]

dont give a toss what happens,,i`m firing this anyways !!

[Monsta®]

look at me i'm a complete !*!@#!

[Monsta®]

im only a trainee thats why i've got a pretent gun and the dork hat!

[Denzel]

Cracking captions folks, they've got me in stitches here. LOLZ