without falling asleep!

seriously lets hope they beat the aussies

I'd rather watch paint dry

I'd rather watch paint dry

You'll see a lot more RUNS in your paint

You might see more Aussie runs.........well done the tourists!

Whey Ya Taak...........

Beaten the Aussies in their back yard......well done chaps.

A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australia cricket shirt.â€

Nice one Brian..........