TOUGH TIMES AHEAD

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar warned Australia that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of Convenience Store managers, and if this action does not yield Sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by Telstra Customer Service Reps, Dole Office Workers, Telemarketers and finally, Queensland Doctors.

THIS IS GETTING UGLY, FOLKS!!!!!!

:dribble:

i thought they came from china!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a

Nativity Scene in the Australian Capital this Christmas

season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men

in Canberra .

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses

to fill the stable.

i thought they came from china!

same thing