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Oil Shortage

Malcolm Robinson
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Too true for the joke section!

Oil Shortage

A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in this country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in the North Sea

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster.

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