Ships Log Of The Hms Mandleson

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We name this fine vessel Mandleson because the name is now synonymous with:

• Hidden agendas.
• The EU Project.
• The original "spin doctor".
• "Actively encouraging" immigration. He says he's regretful - but!
• Elitism and barely concealed contempt for the British public.
• Belief that we will join the Euro quite soon - but he can't be made to actually say this.
• Having no visible means of support, yet somehow more wealth by the year.
• "the post-democratic society" (did he coin the term himself?).
• Belief that if you keep hitting your head on the wall then one day it won't hurt.
• Membership of several secretive clubs that promote, well.. we plebs aren't allowed to know what.
• Pulling the levers of power from behind the curtains.
• When actually in power displays of mind-numbing incompetence.
• (PC Waiver: At no time were ethnic origins even hinted at! Some of my best friends are..)

But... we could have just as easily have called her one of a dozen other appropriate fine names.  No matter!  She is the flagship of The LEL (The Liberal Elite Line).

 

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Entering a new chapter I have to report that the cracks previously mentioned below the waterline are quite evident now.  This has allowed the entry of the first Looney Fruitcake.  I know we said it would never happen - even laughed at the absurdity - but everything is under control, and this vessel is totally unsinkable. We'll have him out at the General Election and the hull will be patched as good as new - you have Captain Cameron's cast iron guarantee on this!