On Duplicitous Dave:

 

He just shoots from the hip. He is false. He makes one-off commitments and cannot deliver.

 

That's pretty much what most senior Tories will tell you in confidence, but only Carswell and Reckless have had the courage to come out with it in public. And, we now know what those absurd HoL attendance fees are really for (play vid). 

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6561588/Lord-Sewel-bra-snap-released-as-he-resigns.html

Bet you wish it was you minus the bra of course

Matt is consistently brilliant. Didn't have you down as a Telegraph reader, 3G!