You couldn't make it up!  He actually said it!  Corbynite Labour policy is now to scrap Trident but not dry-dock our four nuclear submarines - because that would cause job losses!  So, we'll be paying for nuclear subs to cruise the world to advertise the fact that we've entirely lost all our marbles!  Surely it would be far cheaper, less polluting, and less humiliating for our country, to pay those submarine crews and support workers to build sand castles on the nearest beach?  There's artistic merit in this alternative policy too; it needs to be debated at the next shadow cabinet meeting!

We seem back in the barmy days of Michael Foot!  

So comrade Corbyn nips over the channel to aid his No Borders thugs and Calais is brought to a complete stop.

The French are fuming as a result.

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Xavier Bertrand, the president of the Nord Pas-de-Calais Picardie region and a former government minister, tweeted that "the attitude of No Borders in Calais is scandalous - there must be punishment.

"I demand that the government urgently hold a crisis meeting," he said, without specifying what he was accused the activist group of.

 

The practical result of this seal of endorsement by Her Majesty's "Loyal" Opposition is to completely undo everyone's efforts to discourage more mass economic migration.  The damage to Anglo-French relations and cooperation doesn't matter; the further lives put at risk don't matter; the inconvenience to the European public doesn't matter; the expense to others doesn't matter - Corbyn's conscience has been salved, and he feels better for it; Hallelujah!

As if fuelling even more uncontrolled migration wasn't enough, he's meddling in the Falklands again, offering to concede sovereignty above the heads of 99% of the population there. Thus hanging his left-wing democratic credentials clearly on the line: your vote only counts if my conscience says it's an ethical vote.

If comrade Corbyn ever gets anywhere near power our country will make Hollande's basket-case socialist France look positively aspirational.  The poverty and misery will all be OK, because we'll all be equally poor and miserable, and - way above all - comrade Corbyn's conscience will be totally clear.

Local residents resort to taking up arms to protect homes and families from rampaging mob led by without borders cronies.