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A view of the street fair this afternoon.

I had an inkling I would come second as soon as I pressed "submit" on my last post,..... Bah!

You'd never cope! there's more to being a woman than drinking wine and cooking: There's taking your man out for the evening, paying for the pleasure and being an unpaid, SOBER chauffeur. Then, there's shopping for shoes! There's also pots to wash and clothes to iron and did I mention shoe shopping? School runs and laundry, dusting and polishing and shoe shopping! And, of course, there's home fires to be kept burning: trees to fell, chain saws to be oiled, logs to cut, kindling to collect - if you can find the time in between shopping expeditions Now get that pinny off and get the wife another glass of wine!

Not sure, Eggy. I can only count to ten. If the good Lord had wanted me to count to 14 he would have given me 14 fingers! Seriously, I couldn't get my head past the 'alcoholic' type of bar. Sign of a misspent youth, Im afraid!

I was on the big wheel CL, I got on half price cos I look so young!

Fifteen blondes walk into a bar; you'd think one would have noticed it.

Where do men go when they get up in the middle of the night? 5% go to the fridge 20% go to the toilet 75% go home