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We could have a referendum : – Boris to stand for Worse & Gove to stand for Worserer Tick one box only Worse Or Worserer Then if the outcome is worserer than first thought we could ask to pull out of Brexit and reinstate Cameron and Osborne into government and have another referendum. If that seems worserer than the worst scenario then we could get 'even worserer' and ask May and Corbyn to form a coalition government allowing Nicola Sturgeon to form a body of high-ranking carpenters, assisted by joiners, to lead on specific policy areas such as worse, or worserer Health, Transport, Defence etc. Think I might just stand for the next election, but only if it’s raining.

Nothing wrong with Gove????? Good grief putting him in charge of environment is like putting a fox in charge of the chicken cree! Not that that would last long as he is in favour of fox hunting. Culling badgers is another of his likes as well as wanting to build houses near protected wetlands. As far as environment goes he is up there with Trump! He is the sort of bloke green party members use as example when telling their kids about bogie men. Not only that but Ms Uturn will need to make very certain he always stands in front of her, as Boris will testify. (She will have to keep him in front of her too.) As for 'poster boy' I have no political affiliation left, right or down the pan, politicians are, unfortunately, a necessary evil. It's time to get real 3g, with UKIP down the pan and Ms Uturn having nowhere to turn, a hard breakfast is not going to happen and soft one is looking dodgy too. The youth of the country has spoken.

There's nothing wrong with Gove; he should have been in the original cabinet instead of the incompetent Hammond. In Remonian terms he's a hard Brexiteer, as indeed your poster boy McDonnell has just come out as!

It just goes from worse to more worserer, now she's given that little willick Cove a job and it's not 12 months since he shafted Boris! Fine stable mates those two are going to be! (Did you see the size of chain around her neck tonight? Prisoners in dungeons didn't get chains that size!)