Malcolm Robinson

http://www.newspostleader.co.uk/news/local/public-to-get-chance-to-see-regeneration-plans-1-6970528?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed#

Bedlington in Bloom! http://www.leadinglink.co.uk/index.php/xmas-lights/

How do I get rid of CinemaP-12C?

While some of the trustees are of that persuation Sym the organisation is secular. (Read its mission statement.) In fact there are children from ALL local schools taking part. As far as I am concerned this is our children showing us what can be achieved with a little bit of imagination and quite a bit of stocism.

NCC spending plans........ http://www.thejournal.co.uk/north-east-analysis/analysis-news/northumberland-county-council-unveils-multi-million-8136936

http://www.leadinglink.co.uk/index.php/xmas-lights/

Thats funny Foxy, thats exactly what Adam said to me this morning!

Must be the Antipodean version Brian coz the ones here any self respecting carnivor would need at least 2 for a snack!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M4 near Swindon . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all members of Parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a litre."

Respect!

Vote agnostic!

2 houses Chris next door. Now a proposed motorcycle training school.

Like it says........... Get some tickets bought, the funds go towards Bedlington in Bloom and next years plantings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM#t=33

If wit was sxxt some people would be constipated!

Aye Merc and Foxy was in two minds about going in last night because of it! We managed to persuade him!

I was told the water people monitor something there?

Tony, do it in Word then copy and paste......don't know why you go to capitals on new lines when you haven't finished the sentence and why the lines are truncated?

I thought it was all about explaining why the Germany/ England football matches are so important!

Is that all Tony?

Stop bragging Keith!

Maybe it should be televised............ http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/11/boozy-googlebox-spinoff-with-steph-and-dom-is-perfect-for-nigel-farage-4943846/

Meanwhile in the land of the rising sun............ Bank of Japan shows how QE should be done………….next year three thousand billion dollars of QE for the Japanese markets. Bet they still don't get out of their deflation! I thought this recession business was over now?????????????

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the Psychiatrist. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty quid per visit, replied the Psychiatrist. I'll sleep on it, I said. Six months later I met him on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked. Well, Eighty quid a visit, three times a week for a year, is £12,480.00. A barman cured me for a tenner I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup. Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a barman cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now. FORGET THE DOC'S.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARMAN! IT"S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION

Probably this one..........better than John Lewis's anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWF2JBb1bvM#t=186