What Is This?

[Monsta®]

I`ll give you that..it`s a nut cracker

"Nutcracker, placed on the knee when seated, a nut is set in the hole and then struck with a hammer. In the winter, these were warmed by the fire before using."

? wouldn't it be easier to use a squirrel!

[Pete]

Aye..it doubles as a torture device

Yes thats what I am thinking.

[Cympil]

Yes thats what I am thinking.

And i know a few folk i wouldn`t mind testing it oot on

[Monsta®]

bizarre!

[Denzel]

And i know a few folk i wouldn`t mind testing it oot on

Like?

[Cympil]

Like?

Wey Lenny Henry for one..if Dawn French had nuts she would be on me hit-list too..

[Denzel]

Wey Lenny Henry for one..if Dawn French had nuts she would be on me hit-list too..

Lenny Henry?!

I love hearing him shout 'Katanga!' ad infinitum, creases me up everytime.

[Pete]

Wey Lenny Henry for one..if Dawn French had nuts she would be on me hit-list too..

Am glad am not on your list.

[Cympil]

Am glad am not on your list.

:lol: :lol:

Your nuts are safe with me

[Denzel]

:lol: :lol:

Your nuts are safe with me

Pete's scored. Dorty owld get.