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Boy Is Accused Of Sausage Assault

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I'm sorry but I just had to laugh when I read this...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6958826.stm

I know it's not right throwing stuff at old people but the police I think did go over the top here.

What do you all think?

thats an utter piss tek that is

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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:lol:

The poor old chep thought he'd been hit with a stone, apparently people had been hounding him for a while...

So what should have happened to the kid then?

Anyone got any better ideas as to what should be done to kids throwing sausages, or do you think the police did the right thing?

The kid has previously been reprimanded three times for criminal offences.

He's a toerag. He was hassling a 74 year old man.

Bang the little turd up.

The kid has previously been reprimanded three times for criminal offences.

He's a toerag. He was hassling a 74 year old man.

Bang the little turd up.

aye lock him up so he can get a sausage hoyd at him a big black 1 see how hi likes it ooooooow pick up the soap :lol:

If it was some poor lad just messing about, and it was his first offence, then yes, way overboard. but what do they have to do before the police do get involved? drive by shooting on a bike?

i think the officer was bang on the money, with the exception of his mother should have been stood in the dock next to him.

The kid has previously been reprimanded three times for criminal offences.

He's a toerag. He was hassling a 74 year old man.

Bang the little turd up.

hamburger have you ever been assaulted by someones sausage? :lol::lol::lol:

hamburger have you ever been assaulted by someones sausage? :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::unsure: pork sword fighting :lol::lol:

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If it was some poor lad just messing about, and it was his first offence, then yes, way overboard. but what do they have to do before the police do get involved? drive by shooting on a bike?

i think the officer was bang on the money, with the exception of his mother should have been stood in the dock next to him.

Of course, we may never know what his other minor offences were - it may be that this isnt the first time he's thrown a sausage at an OAP.

Anyway, being took to the station and having fingerprints taken etc, has obviously effected him. It might make him think twice in future...

Of course, we may never know what his other minor offences were - it may be that this isnt the first time he's thrown a sausage at an OAP.

Anyway, being took to the station and having fingerprints taken etc, has obviously effected him. It might make him think twice in future...

I don't quite think it will,do you?

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I don't quite think it will,do you?

Nah!

:lol:

aye lock him up so he can get a sausage hoyd at him a big black 1 see how hi likes it ooooooow pick up the soap :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I don't quite think it will,do you?

No, now that he is in the news he will have gained a reputaion that gives him street cred with his mates.

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No, now that he is in the news he will have gained a reputaion that gives him street cred with his mates.

Just like ASBO's...

No, now that he is in the news he will have gained a reputaion that gives him street cred with his mates.

i he'll be off to get a knife and stabing people! cause he's mint!

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