September 9, 200718 yr Happy Biirthday To You..I thought this might be helpful to you Helpful Tips for the over 50s Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision. * Develop the power of a photographic memory – take photographs of everyone you need to remember. * Use your ailing health to blackmail your children into doing all your gardening and housework. * Avoid the company of young people they are a sad reminder of your long lost youth. * Keep a diary – it will be a great source of comfort and a handy reminder of what you did yesterday. * Cultivate friendships with people much older than yourself. This will make you feel so much younger. * Finding your false teeth can be difficult when you mislay your spectacles. Always keep these vital items attached to you by pieces of string. * No one will ever notice your frightful wrinkles if you only go out when it’s dark. * Modern science enables even fifty year olds to have the youthful looks of a teenager – a simple head transplant is all it takes. * Should you ever get the urge to go ‘all night clubing’ apply the simple rule – forget it!! * Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy. * Take the strain off your tired out memory by labelling all household objects – bed, fridge, television etc. * Look twenty years younger in an instant – borrow a baby and train it to call you ‘mummy’. * Save all hairs that come loose when you brush your hair – one day medical science may develop a means of replanting them. * Borrow a pram – pushing it around looks better than clutching a zimmer. * Try to enjoy your fifties as much as is possible – after all the horrendous sixties are looming. * Remember – Don’t Drink and Zimmer. :lol:
September 9, 200718 yr Many thanks Cympil.......... yes the dementia is approaching,Now who's birthday was it today?
September 9, 200718 yr and from us way south of you MalcolmDon't believe a word of it! Well, not all of them anyway!Happy birthday Malcolm.Joe
September 10, 200718 yr Thanks very much people,the ales on me!DAMN missed oot again Hope you had a good one.
September 10, 200718 yr Thanks very much people,the ales on me!Well if you're gonna be in Bedlington mid October I'll hold you to that!M - ex COT
September 11, 200718 yr Well if you're gonna be in Bedlington mid October I'll hold you to that!M - ex COTAhh,ha........ its nice to put a face to a name!Chio bambino!
September 11, 200718 yr Ahh,ha........ its nice to put a face to a name!Chio bambino!Hope you mean bambina
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