Cympil Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Happy Biirthday To You..I thought this might be helpful to you Helpful Tips for the over 50s Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision. * Develop the power of a photographic memory – take photographs of everyone you need to remember. * Use your ailing health to blackmail your children into doing all your gardening and housework. * Avoid the company of young people they are a sad reminder of your long lost youth. * Keep a diary – it will be a great source of comfort and a handy reminder of what you did yesterday. * Cultivate friendships with people much older than yourself. This will make you feel so much younger. * Finding your false teeth can be difficult when you mislay your spectacles. Always keep these vital items attached to you by pieces of string. * No one will ever notice your frightful wrinkles if you only go out when it’s dark. * Modern science enables even fifty year olds to have the youthful looks of a teenager – a simple head transplant is all it takes. * Should you ever get the urge to go ‘all night clubing’ apply the simple rule – forget it!! * Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy. * Take the strain off your tired out memory by labelling all household objects – bed, fridge, television etc. * Look twenty years younger in an instant – borrow a baby and train it to call you ‘mummy’. * Save all hairs that come loose when you brush your hair – one day medical science may develop a means of replanting them. * Borrow a pram – pushing it around looks better than clutching a zimmer. * Try to enjoy your fifties as much as is possible – after all the horrendous sixties are looming. * Remember – Don’t Drink and Zimmer. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Many thanks Cympil.......... yes the dementia is approaching,Now who's birthday was it today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 All the best, Malcolm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Happy Birthday Malcolm!Hope you have a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Happy Birthday Malcolm!Hope you have a good day Happy Birthday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Happy Birthday Malcolm hope you have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex Bedlingtonian Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 and from us way south of you Malcolm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Rooney Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 and from us way south of you MalcolmDon't believe a word of it! Well, not all of them anyway!Happy birthday Malcolm.Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MONGO Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thanks very much people,the ales on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thanks very much people,the ales on me!DAMN missed oot again Hope you had a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex Bedlingtonian Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thanks very much people,the ales on me!Well if you're gonna be in Bedlington mid October I'll hold you to that!M - ex COT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thanks very much people,the ales on me!Mines a Gunniess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Well if you're gonna be in Bedlington mid October I'll hold you to that!M - ex COTAhh,ha........ its nice to put a face to a name!Chio bambino! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex Bedlingtonian Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Ahh,ha........ its nice to put a face to a name!Chio bambino!Hope you mean bambina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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