What's The Crack, Jack?

[Denzel]

So then my cyber-chums, what's floating your boat at the moment? Alternatively, what's boiling your !*!@# ?

Yes please:-

Bank holiday weekends - 3 out of 2 ain't bad

Mates who throw up over their bedrooms - to the chagrin of the missus

Homemade chicken cacciatore - extra anchovies brings out the flavour

Thatcher's cider - matured in rum barrels; there is a God

The new Alfa Brera - sod your BMW's

Bob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocks

Matalan - a bargain on every gondola end

Beef stroganoff - steak, cream and mushrooms never tasted so good

No thank you:-

The Matrix - only understood by people who do 'blogs'

Buying a new suit - I'm a weird shape (some would say 'fat')

Metatarsal injuries - it's only a bliddy toe lads, put some TCP on and run it off

Work - life's cheaper on the Nat King

Car servicing - £260?! Kiss my !*!@# Mr Agnelli

Jose Mourinho - cheer up man, you used to be funny

[Pencil_Neck]

So then my cyber-chums, what's floating your boat at the moment? Alternatively, what's boiling your !*!@# ?

Yes please:-

Bank holiday weekends - 3 out of 2 ain't bad

Mates who throw up over their bedrooms - to the chagrin of the missus

Homemade chicken cacciatore - extra anchovies brings out the flavour

Thatcher's cider - matured in rum barrels; there is a God

The new Alfa Brera - sod your BMW's

Bob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocks

Matalan - a bargain on every gondola end

Beef stroganoff - steak, cream and mushrooms never tasted so good

No thank you:-

The Matrix - only understood by people who do 'blogs'

Buying a new suit - I'm a weird shape (some would say 'fat')

Metatarsal injuries - it's only a bliddy toe lads, put some TCP on and run it off

Work - life's cheaper on the Nat King

Car servicing - £260?! Kiss my !*!@# Mr Agnelli

Jose Mourinho - cheer up man, you used to be funny

[Hamburger Pimp]

Bob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocks

Good ol' american rock about the horny-handed sons of toil who work in offices, eh? Tremendous stuff.

[Denzel]

Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.

[Pencil_Neck]

Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.

You dawg....

oops wrong link

[Sw@lnalla]

Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.

Hmmmm.

[Pencil_Neck]

Hmmmm.

He does enjoy country lanes

[Denzel]

He does enjoy country lanes

Yep, I'm a country member.

[Hamburger Pimp]

We hadn't forgotten.

(Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!)

[Sw@lnalla]

[EwokTopLad]

Still the funniest thing i have seen in a long while. The England vs German "Legends" (I use the term loosly) match the other night.

Good ol' Boris wiping out some german from the 80's. Think he must have been taking advice from Cohen and Offiah about how to "tackle" before the game rather than sharpe et al.

Reminds me of Mr Hair or Colonel Knoweldge at 5 a side...........

[Hamburger Pimp]

It's Funny 'Cos It's True!

[Denzel]

We hadn't forgotten.

(Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!)

[Denzel]

This week....

Yes please:-

Bulmer's Original - mmmm delicious

The possibility of a new job - 2nd interview in the offing

Listening to 'heartland rock' at a loud volume

Religious cults in Darlington - great stuff

Beverly Hills Cop - get the f** outta here

No thanks:-

Locking my car keys in the car with the engine running and having to smash the back window - oh dear

Paying for said back window

The Dyson tipping over and landing on my foot - it smarts a bit

Eurovision Song Contest - bunch of !*!@#

Big Brother back on TV - I should be in there

[Hamburger Pimp]

No thanks:-

Eurovision Song Contest - bunch of !*!@#

Dissing Eurovision? Not on my watch, soldier!

The Eurovision Song Contest is skill. Abba and their star-shaped guitars, Bucks Fizz whipping their skirts off, Gina G giving it laldy, unorthodox Finnish death metal types, pneumatic Greek wallopers in low-cut frocks, eastern bloc Hi-NRG gay disco stompers, tedious cypriot balladeers, cringeworthy Irish my-lovely-horse imitators, all human life is here and it's all good.

A smorgasbord of Europop fun here.

[Hamburger Pimp]

More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania.

Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.

[Pencil_Neck]

More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania.

Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.

Beats Borko's finger dance......class

[Sw@lnalla]

Dissing Eurovision? Not on my watch, soldier!

The Eurovision Song Contest is skill. Abba and their star-shaped guitars, Bucks Fizz whipping their skirts off, Gina G giving it laldy, unorthodox Finnish death metal types, pneumatic Greek wallopers in low-cut frocks, eastern bloc Hi-NRG gay disco stompers, tedious cypriot balladeers, cringeworthy Irish my-lovely-horse imitators, all human life is here and it's all good.

How bored are you?

[Ms Hair]

More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania.

Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.

I'm not as bored after seeing that, eee you tickle me you do. I know this is really old but it's a good un anyhow,

http://gprime.net/flash.php/numanuma

Oh well you get the idea!

[bB Script fixed by Webmaster (though I'm not exactly sure why!) - P.S.: Null Point!]

[Denzel]

More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania.

Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.

The Take That revival rolls on and on.

[Hamburger Pimp]

A mix that's funkier than a box of monkeys

This is what old Bill Gate had in mind when he was hotfooting it down to the patent office with his plans for an internet.

[Sw@lnalla]

[Hamburger Pimp]

Have you planted a camera in my living room?

[Sw@lnalla]

I never realised that I had a twin.

[Pete]

Seen him up the club Saturday nite