Pencil_Neck Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?paul mcartney and heather millsPaul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her Cristmas............ ..and wax for her other leg!!!Paul McCartney has announced to the world that he is indeed dating an amputee by the name of Heather Mills......which made Ringo very happy. This way if the Beatles ever do reunite again, he knows his job as a drummer is still safe
Denzel Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 A South African loses a leg in a gold mining accident. 'I'm knackered now' he said, 'who is going to want a one-legged gold digger?!''ME!!!' said Paul McCartney.
Hamburger Pimp Posted June 5, 2006 Report Posted June 5, 2006 The Sun's websiteThe Sun's site has the byline "Our lawyers are watching". There's a sweet gig.
Denzel Posted June 6, 2006 Report Posted June 6, 2006 'Page after page of no-holds barred images'. That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.
Pencil_Neck Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Posted June 21, 2006 'Page after page of no-holds barred images'. That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.See Priesty's phone.......
Pencil_Neck Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Posted June 23, 2006 You can add mine to that list.Quality phone it is........
Denzel Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Quality phone it is........Yep, full of pictures of Ann's rat.
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