Pencil_Neck Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?paul mcartney and heather millsPaul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her Cristmas............ ..and wax for her other leg!!!Paul McCartney has announced to the world that he is indeed dating an amputee by the name of Heather Mills......which made Ringo very happy. This way if the Beatles ever do reunite again, he knows his job as a drummer is still safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 A South African loses a leg in a gold mining accident. 'I'm knackered now' he said, 'who is going to want a one-legged gold digger?!''ME!!!' said Paul McCartney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 The Sun's websiteThe Sun's site has the byline "Our lawyers are watching". There's a sweet gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 'Page after page of no-holds barred images'. That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 'Page after page of no-holds barred images'. That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.See Priesty's phone....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 You can add mine to that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 You can add mine to that list.Quality phone it is........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Quality phone it is........Yep, full of pictures of Ann's rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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