Mr Darn Vs Bedlington Lass Banter

[BedlingtonLass]

Down at that corner of Tesco`s car park...it used to be a bed place at one time.

Talk to some of the kids that hang about on there bikes in the budge and they will know it all!

[Mr Darn]

Talk to some of the kids that hang about on there bikes in the budge and they will know it all!

I'll ask our jack then... he seems to becoming one of those rogues on bikes down the front street, little toe-rag!

toe-rag? where the heck did that saying come from?

[BedlingtonLass]

I'll ask our jack then... he seems to becoming one of those rogues on bikes down the front street, little toe-rag!

toe-rag? where the heck did that saying come from?

Aint seen him hanging about for a while i usually stop and catch up with him, usually with lil one battering her eye lashes at him still

[Mr Darn]

Aint seen him hanging about for a while i usually stop and catch up with him, usually with lil one battering her eye lashes at him still

lol, awww!

yeah, he keeps saying he thinks you have a crush on him or summit...

like mother like daughter!

[BedlingtonLass]

lol, awww!

yeah, he keeps saying he thinks you have a crush on him or summit...

like mother like daughter!

i have a crush on him

he is way too young for me, i like them older

[Mr Darn]

i have a crush on him

he is way too young for me, i like them older

yeah...well...

[BedlingtonLass]

yeah...well...

im sure he doesnt think that .... he was just my favourite part of your family

[Mr Darn]

im sure he doesnt think that .... he was just my favourite part of your family

yeah... i know!

and no, i was winding you up. he never said anything NEAR as nice as that about you!

[BedlingtonLass]

yeah... i know!

and no, i was winding you up. he never said anything NEAR as nice as that about you!

now i know ur winding me up cos jack likes me

FACT!

[Mr Darn]

now i know ur winding me up cos jack likes me

FACT!

yeah, he does...

in fact, i think he's the only one in my family that does

[BedlingtonLass]

yeah, he does...

in fact, i think he's the only one in my family that does

ha ha thats ok as long as he still likes me i dont care what the others think

[Hamburger Pimp]

Not for nothing, but could you two take this !*!@# to MSN or Facebook or something?

Thx.

[Monsta®]

or the nice jeremy kyle

[Mr Darn]

Not for nothing, but could you two take this !*!@# to MSN or Facebook or something?

Thx.

We'll discuss it here thankyou very much! :D

or the nice jeremy kyle

Lol, Even jeremy wouldn't believe this crap!

[BedlingtonLass]

We'll discuss it here thankyou very much! :D

Lol, Even jeremy wouldn't believe this crap!

yeah appologies, we were just talking crap

[Pete]

yeah appologies, we were just talking crap

No need for apologies I was enjoying the jovial banter between you two.

[BedlingtonLass]

No need for apologies I was enjoying the jovial banter between you two.

lol put us together it might be a full blown scrap

[Pete]

lol put us together it might be a full blown scrap

Best stay apart and continue the banter on here,

[Mr Darn]

lol put us together it might be a full blown scrap

Might be?

MIGHT BE?

Why i aughta....

:D we've spoken since, it aint all bad!

i just never realised how much i couldn't stand her when there was no sex involved! :D

(too far?? )

[BedlingtonLass]

Might be?

MIGHT BE?

Why i aughta....

:D we've spoken since, it aint all bad!

i just never realised how much i couldn't stand her when there was no sex involved! :D

(too far?? )

ha ha i think we speak to each other more now than we ever did even when we were together

[Pete]

ha ha i think we speak to each other more now than we ever did even when we were together

Please continue

[BedlingtonLass]

Please continue

ha ha dont egg him on he will just try and think of things to say to try and make me look bad (me groans)

[Monsta®]

aye your a right pair of knackers! bah

[Mr Darn]

Please continue

We basically never spoke, except on msn, or to ask each other to go to the bedroom.

ha ha dont egg him on he will just try and think of things to say to try and make me look bad (me groans)

EEEE, i'd never do that!

you do it too well on your own!

[Mr Darn]

ha ha i think we speak to each other more now than we ever did even when we were together

a bit of an exageration, we spoke on MSN then, we dont now.