Just in case the man drinking in the Market Tavern last night reads this... myself and Mrvic would like to formerly proclaim our indifference towards Frank Zappa, his music and his career in general. No ammount of persuasion or hostility will make us think otherwise, we hope that this does not offend you as much today as it did last night.

We hope you understand.

F. Zappa? Did he invent the TV remote?

What offends me is his usual insistence on using those damn silly AAA's instead of cheaper and easier to find AA's, that you can sit on far longer before they need changing.

F. Zappa? Did he invent the TV remote?

So I am led to believe, it was his mother that did the inventing...

he was a lot better than the local bands in the tavern!

So I am led to believe, it was his mother that did the inventing...

Of course, how silly of me to forget?!

Famous for cake decoration:-

Ma-zappa'n

no no no, Frank Zappa has a great band & great music

Up there with Captain Beefheart in the 'I listen to it because I like to think I'm superior' stakes. Not a patch on Scouting for Girls, or Maroon 5.