There's A Stone In My Hoof

[Denzel]

Congratulations to Pencil Neck on his first gout attack!

Hurts like buggery. Allegedly.

[Pencil_Neck]

Congratulations to Pencil Neck on his first gout attack!

Hurts like buggery. Allegedly.

Why thank you......pain is merely venting warm

[Denzel]

Why thank you......pain is merely venting warm

I sympathise with you sir.

[BarLassofBedlington]

bless

[Ms Hair]

All out in the open now I see! See I told you it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not like the crabs or something... is it Denzel?

[Pencil_Neck]

All out in the open now I see! See I told you it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not like the crabs or something... is it Denzel?

I love crabs, great pets

I sympathise with you sir.

50 minutes to pee........gotta hurt

[Denzel]

All out in the open now I see! See I told you it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not like the crabs or something... is it Denzel?

You said they'd cleared up too.

[Sw@lnalla]

All out in the open now I see! See I told you it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not like the crabs or something... is it Denzel?

The Worlds first case of gob gout, and it's spreading.

[Pencil_Neck]

The Worlds first case of gob gout, and it's spreading.

No, no.......Denzel isn't up for a career in local government

[Denzel]

No, no.......Denzel isn't up for a career in local government

I am, surely I couldn't do a worse job than the present incumbents?

I'm particularly impressed with the fact that Bedlington Bank is completely closed, and there are roadworks on Hartford Road. Excellent planning.

[Pencil_Neck]

I am, surely I couldn't do a worse job than the present incumbents?

I'm particularly impressed with the fact that Bedlington Bank is completely closed, and there are roadworks on Hartford Road. Excellent planning.

[Denzel]

Nice to see some roadworks just outside the Ridge Farm now as well. Superb planning.

Sort it out Wansbeck Council bods.