Sun Inn For Sale!

[BedlingtonLass]

well i think it takes two to tango right?

[Denzel]

Yes, and your point is?

[BedlingtonLass]

Yes, and your point is?

It is true when they say if a man goes with loads of women he gets a pat on the back, if a woman goes with lots of men she is called names

[Denzel]

Well that's hardly my fault is it?!

[BedlingtonLass]

Well that's hardly my fault is it?!

Not at all it is society (think thats spelt right)

[Denzel]

Hear, hear!!!

[Hamburger Pimp]

However, the reverse is also true, Miss so-called Darn.

If a lady chooses not to share her bodily treasures with all and indeed sundry, our society lauds this as admirable, modest, restrained behaviour.

On the other hand, a gentleman who gives up the pleasures of the flesh for an ascetic, chaste lifestyle of quiet contemplation is mocked as a lardy-arsed, face-licking inadequate failure of a man who couldn't score in a knocking shop with tenners in his lugs.

Where is the justice in that, eh?

Sort it out Tony Blairs!

[Hamburger Pimp]

Thankfully everything turned out all right for the lad in question. He was reunited with his teenage sweetheart and they are to be married next March.

Marvellous.

[Denzel]

Thankfully everything turned out all right for the lad in question. He was reunited with his teenage sweetheart and they are to be married next March.

Marvellous.

[Pencil_Neck]

!*!@# **g !*!@# dogs (fat ones at that)

Love you guys really......!*!@#

[Denzel]

S-S-S-S-S-S-Sod off.

[Pencil_Neck]

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-at knacker

[Denzel]

St-st-st-st-student

[Pencil_Neck]

Oh, the rapier wit!!!!

[Denzel]

Almost as fast as a stampede for Throwing Muses tickets.

[Sw@lnalla]

However, the reverse is also true, Miss so-called Darn.

If a lady chooses not to share her bodily treasures with all and indeed sundry, our society lauds this as admirable, modest, restrained behaviour.

Where is the justice in that, eh

We understand your problem CK

[Dave]

saw birchy on new years day and he says he's pondering taking it over again , but doesnt wanna pay for it.

[Denzel]

He shouldget his future son-in-law to do some 'creative accounting' so he can pick it up on the cheap.

[Pencil_Neck]

He shouldget his future son-in-law to do some 'creative accounting' so he can pick it up on the cheap.

I hear the clan of "bastards" has left......

[Denzel]

Well it was open when I drove past earlier so looks like some of them have been left behind.

[BedlingtonLass]

The Sun is now under new management

[Denzel]

Who?!

[Sw@lnalla]

saw birchy

Which one? Richard, Derek, William or maybe another one of the many cockney's living in Bedlington ?

[Dave]

Which one? Richard, Derek, William or maybe another one of the many cockney's living in Bedlington ?

GRAHAM Birch the previous owner of the Sun Inn, quite sure he's not a cockney, are we being invaded by non local cockneys? just set the local yoofs on em and send em packing. they seem to keep everyone else away .... see rebecca bedlingtons last post.

[BedlingtonLass]

Who?!

Non bedlingtonians, not sure who they are, not locals tho