Ms Hair Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Why do we all bite at the Denzel's remarks? I figure some positive re-enforcement will crack his twisty exterior and a lovely PC, gregarious Denzel will emerge like a gorgeous butterfly energing from a dry and bitter chrysalis.I think that we should use this thread to record all the nice things Denzel has said on here or to us lucky enough to know him, the nice things he has done. Arrr. I'll start shall I....He sometimes calls me 'sweetheart' or 'darling.' Its nice. I like it (cos I'm not a feminist.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Why do we all bite at the Denzel's remarks? I figure some positive re-enforcement will crack his twisty exterior and a lovely PC, gregarious Denzel will emerge like a gorgeous butterfly energing from a dry and bitter chrysalis.I think that we should use this thread to record all the nice things Denzel has said on here or to us lucky enough to know him, the nice things he has done. Arrr. I'll start shall I....He sometimes calls me 'sweetheart' or 'darling.' Its nice. I like it (cos I'm not a feminist.)If I call Mrs Neck "sweetheart"........I'd be doomed Auld Dennis is a turd muncher No the chap is a very good mate & excellent house mover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Why do we all bite at the Denzel's remarks? I figure some positive re-enforcement will crack his twisty exterior and a lovely PC, gregarious Denzel will emerge like a gorgeous butterfly energing from a dry and bitter chrysalis.I think that we should use this thread to record all the nice things Denzel has said on here or to us lucky enough to know him, the nice things he has done. Arrr. I'll start shall I....He sometimes calls me 'sweetheart' or 'darling.' Its nice. I like it (cos I'm not a feminist.)Shut ya face man, you bliddy gonk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missvic Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Denzil is a polite modern gentleman who, in my youth, was always on hand to make sure I was well looked after I'd drunk too many Castaways! Thanks for that!xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarLassofBedlington Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Well Denzel always says nice things to me, well almost all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I've always been willing to look after my friends Miss Vic!And I'm always nice to you Barlass - still owe you a birthday pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 It's little known that Denzel has a gentler, philanthropic side. Each Christmas he takes into the bosom of his family an unfortunate drifter with nowhere else to be, one of society's lost souls, if you will.While other people are prating self-satisfied nonsense about the true meaning of Christmas, Denzel is out there doing good work with no thought for recognition or acclaim.Hats off to you, sir.Are we having turkey this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 It's little known that Denzel has a gentler, philanthropic side. Each Christmas he takes into the bosom of his family an unfortunate drifter with nowhere else to be, one of society's lost souls, if you will.While other people are prating self-satisfied nonsense about the true meaning of Christmas, Denzel is out there doing good work with no thought for recognition or acclaim.Hats off to you, sir.Are we having turkey this year?Sniff, sniff.... Lets get Denzel made "Lord of Bedlington" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Lets get Denzel made "Lord of Bedlington" Thats a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 It's little known that Denzel has a gentler, philanthropic side. Each Christmas he takes into the bosom of his family an unfortunate drifter with nowhere else to be, one of society's lost souls, if you will.While other people are prating self-satisfied nonsense about the true meaning of Christmas, Denzel is out there doing good work with no thought for recognition or acclaim.Hats off to you, sir.Are we having turkey this year?Turkey and a leg of lamb apparently. The witch changed her mind about doing Beef Wellington due to the Crafty Cockney's protestations.Tequila breakfast again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Turkey and a leg of lamb apparently. The witch changed her mind about doing Beef Wellington due to the Crafty Cockney's protestations.Tequila breakfast again?Ginola may make a visit........ Billy Bob & Annie are doing Turkey again this year.......avoiding the Port & Red Wine though What's happening for CK's 75th Birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ginola may make a visit........ Billy Bob & Annie are doing Turkey again this year.......avoiding the Port & Red Wine though What's happening for CK's 75th Birthday?Well I'd imagine the Colonel and I will go for some celebratory drinks, before being joined by some of our 'other' friends, resplendent with their respective lasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Why do we all bite at the Denzel's remarks?Simple, He's a !*!@# and probably you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Simple, He's a !*!@# and probably you too. And you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Simple, He's a !*!@# and probably you too. That famous biting swalnalla humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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