Station Wedding

[Denzel]

Congratulations to the happy couple.

[Pete]

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Is that Mr and Mrs Nobody?

[Denzel]

Is that Mr and Mrs Neck?

Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!

[Sw@lnalla]

Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!

I see now Denzel, family album huh! or maybe the pic. on your driving licence

[Denzel]

I see now Denzel, family album huh! or maybe the pic. on your driving licence

It was my last menage a trois.

[Sw@lnalla]

It was my last menage a trois.

Pigging out again huh!

[Pencil_Neck]

Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!

Your ex bints I would say but they look too fresh

[Pete]

Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!

Well they look a bit pig headed to me Denzel

[Pencil_Neck]

Well they look a bit pig headed to me Denzel

bum bum

[Pete]

It was my last menage a trois.

Three's a crowd Denzel

[Denzel]

Three's a crowd Denzel

Hell no, bring the missus round to mine.....

[Sw@lnalla]

Hell no, bring the missus round to mine.....

So you can return Aids back to the monkeys

[Denzel]

So you can return Aids back to the monkeys

Yeah, I'll try and die before you do.

[Pete]

Hell no, bring the missus round to mine.....

She's on her way

[Sw@lnalla]

Yeah, I'll try and die before you do.

I hate unfulfilled promises.

[Denzel]

I hate unfulfilled promises.

Yeah sorry, it's a race I'll never win.

[Pete]

Yeah sorry, it's a race I'll never win.

Eee eck the heats certainly been turn up tonight

[Pencil_Neck]

Eee eck the heats certainly been turn up tonight

Too much cooking wine

I hate unfulfilled promises.

What else do you need to achieve? All this negative vibe......tsk

[Pete]

Too much cooking wine

What else do you need to achieve? All this negative vibe......tsk

Ah well back to the happy couple at least there still smilling.

[Sw@lnalla]

What else do you need to achieve? All this negative vibe......tsk

Surely the ultimate achievement, your own little space in heaven isn't negative, go for it, be positive and go there.

[Pete]

There used to be a slaughter house down the woods near the point, bit of usless information I no but just thought I would mention it.

[Denzel]

There used to be a slaughter house down the woods near the point, bit of usless information I no but just thought I would mention it.

The Domino?

[Pete]

The Domino?