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US Government Agency demands magician write a detailed "disaster plan" for his (previously unlicensed) rabbit and he and his wife then get training to implement the rabbit disaster plan. The plan must protect said rabbit from disasters "such as a tornado, fire, flood etc" and ensure its care afterwards.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/1/agriculture-department-tells-magician-write-disast/

Brought to you by the Obarmy Administration?

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Detailed Disaster Plan from the two gents in my profile picture:-

On the farm, Ev'ry Friday

On the farm, It's rabbit pie day

So ev'ry Friday, that ever comes along

I get up early,And sing this little song...

Refrain 1

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run

Bang, bang, bang, bang! goes the farmer's gun

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run

refrain 2

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run

Don't give the farmer his fun, fun,fun

He'll get by without his rabbit pie

So run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run

Verse 2

On the farm,No poor rabbit

Comes to harm, Because I grab it

They jump and frolic, Whenever I go by

They know I help 'em, To dodge the rabbit pie!

(then sing refrain twice more)

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