Proposals For A New Forum.

[keith lockey]

Politics Malcolm!!!! Are ye trying to start Armageddon lad!!!

[Malcolm Robinson]

What is it with Tory chancellors and Ladies of the night........

[mickypotts]

AAl reet yis aaal,.............

Wee wants start the forst: " Thaings we aal luv aboot Maggie Thatcha"

aaalreet aaalreet!!! stop hoyin stuff at isman!!!

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

AAl reet yis aaal,.............

Wee wants start the forst: " Thaings we aal luv aboot Maggie Thatcha"

aaalreet aaalreet!!! stop hoyin stuff at isman!!!

Whilst she was around I was in love with the rest of the world.

[Symptoms]

Eggs wrote: "... with the rest of the world.".

I take this to mean that you were comparing the sunlit countries beyond our shores with the shadow-filled place created here by that vile, evil witch?

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Eggs wrote: "... with the rest of the world.".

I take this to mean that you were comparing the sunlit countries beyond our shores with the shadow-filled place created here by that vile, evil witch?

Yep, but even a Russian winter looked pleasant compared with the doom and gloom in the UK when the unhitched witch was in power.

[Symptoms]

Yeh, even tramping across Russia's endless, snow-covered birch forests would have been a blessed relief from her horrible deeds. At the time, even reading Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago and One day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich suggested there may have been a more comfortable place to be than under the Thatcher jackboot.

[mickypotts]

Noo divint aal gan dancin aboot the subject man, Just cum on oot an tell is wot yi really think of Maggie!!!

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Noo divint aal gan dancin aboot the subject man, Just cum on oot an tell is wot yi really think of Maggie!!!

Wake up maggie I think I got something to say to you

Its late september and I really should be back at WORK

I know I keep you amused but I feel Im being used

Oh maggie I couldnt have tried any more

You lured me away from WORK just to save you from being alone

You stole my JOB and that's what really hurt

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age

But that DIDN'T worry me none THE POLICE KEPT MOVING ME ON

I THREW UP at all of your jokes, my HATE you didn't need to coax

Oh, maggie I couldnt have tried any more

You lured me away from WORK, just to save you from being alone

You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand

But you turned into a MOTHER Fxxxxx and

Mother what a Fxxxxx , you wore me out

All you did was wreck my bed

And in the morning kick me in the head

Oh maggie I couldnt have tried anymore

You lured me away from WORK cause you didn't want to be alone

You stole my SOUL, I couldn't BEAR you if I tried

I suppose I could collect my DOLE and get on back to school

Or steal my daddys cue and make a living out of playing pool

Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin hand

Oh maggie I wish I'd never seen your face

You made a first-class fool out of me

But Im as blind as a fool can be

You stole my SOUL AND I HATED you anyway

Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face

Ill get on back home one of these days

[Symptoms]

Now over to the Thatcher apologists perhaps ....