Our Betters At The Beeb

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Leaving aside the other farces which surround Eurovision, here's something else our betters have slipped under our radar:-

 

The British public voted overwhelmingly for last night's Polish entry, rating it the number one. You wouldn't think that from the voting though - the official UK vote offered up zilch points to Poland!  Yes, no votes whatsoever!

 

The bearded Austrian "lady" - who couldn't actually sing, and delivered a song that immediately had you trying to remember which of the poorer Bond films it must have accompanied the title sequence in -  rated the full twelve UK points!  That "she" broke down in tears during "her" highly politicised speech about the world now being a better place for now caring about "her" sexuality came too late for the voting, but it left a warm feeling that the right thing had been done.  Better songs, better presentations, were consigned to Eur-oblivion; other hopes from real singers and songwriters were dashed.  But none of this mattered, because militant gays were now (temporarily) happy - they'd score yet another victory in their unstoppable cause. Wrongs had been righted, conventional wisdom had been overturned - consequential social damage has no place in the modern world!

 

The "lady" looks like a man, talks like a man, "her" see-through sequinned top vividly illustrates that she is a man - in the chest area.  Then there's the more subtle touch of that highly coiffured beard.  Her real name is Tom, so clearly her parents thought they'd brought a male into the world.  To the PC BBC none of this physicality matters one iota.  She feels to be a woman, so must exclusively be described as "she" even if the audience is as confused as hell.  Even dear old Graham Norton was confused as to whether the tears were genuine - but helpfully said he thought they were.

 

..but I digress from the main point here. How on earth did the UK public's choice of the politically incorrect busty Polish beauties receive zero points from the BBC?  Simples!  Our betters at the Beeb decided that we really shouldn't be seen to be so sexist, so politically incorrect, to the rest of Europe and beyond. In EU democracy fashion people who knew better than us swung the vote the politically correct way - on all our behalves.  The Beeb's appointees, and guardians of our correctness, get 50% of the votes.  They can thus divide and conquer in the well tried, well tested, European way.  I'm immensity grateful for having any politically incorrect thoughts so carefully moulded.  It's for the best, I'm sure of it.  And, think of all those at-risk jobs which depend on the EU, people!

 

And here, my fellow Europeans, are the figures to prove that we are just as PC as all the other PC fixes that comprise our wonderfully PC European "democracy".

 

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results?event=1893&voter=GB

 

My humble vote: UKIP douze point!

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