Ahh but there are quite a few cabbages running the show.   

There is real opportunity here, don't you see?

 

This illustrates that cabbages are so important that we need a Euro Directorate of Cabbages.  And... another massive edifice to house it - just think of the number of construction jobs.  Of course we'll have to ensure that the Cabbage Commissar is sympathetic to British cabbages, so we'll have to employ lots of lobbyists to ensure that the plumb job doesn't go to a Sauercraut.

Don't even joke about this GGG someone might just be looking in and the next thing we know................

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Obsorne

When you say you've halved the bill

 

We are the boys that have twigged your little game

When we do the math - the total's ju-st the same

 

'Cos who do you think you are foolin' Mr Osborne

Britons are not quite so dumb!

 

Mr Cam goes off to Sproutland on the aer-o-plane

When he gets back to-night - spins the only game

 

'Cos who do you think you are foolin' Mr Cam'ron

The electorate really aren't that dumb!

 

 

 

Do you think they noticed? 

Not sure George, but something stupid Ed will do is bound to save us.

So, basically, we can expect many more "surprise" payment demands from the Fourth Reich. We only thought we'd steered clear of the looming disaster that is the Euro, but the reality is that we are indirectly tied into throwing huge sums of British money at it for as long as our politicos are stupid enough to do so...

 

However I never imagined that this little prediction would have such a short gestation period.  Read this and quake:  http://www.euractiv.com/sections/eu-priorities-2020/court-auditors-warns-multi-billion-eu-budget-gap-310310

 

Our share of this further bill is coolly estimated at in excess of £33,000,000,000 in addition to our normal commitment to the EU pot.  This is beyond all sanity, and those politicos falsely claiming we derive net benefit from the EU should be hanging their heads in shame at the ongoing deception.  Any responsible and rational government should be handing our notice of leaving the EU in right away!