New Year Resolutions

[Dave]

Just had a walk round bedlington for an hour and i reckon the it needs a new years resolution to smarten itself up, there was rubbish all over itself , and it needs to sort out that old scout hut on churchlane as its let it get into a right mess. Plus it needs to get round the WDC and grab all the cash its owed and get itself a new get up!!!!

[DAZZA]

1 STOP DEEIN MAZZIES THA PURE DEEIN ME HEED IN

2 STOP BRAYIN WOR LASS SHIZ CUSH REELLY

3 STOP TWOCKIN MOTAZ

4 STOP HOCKIN ME GOLD

5 GERRA JOB LOL AWNLY JOKIN

[Pencil_Neck]

1 STOP DEEIN MAZZIES THA PURE DEEIN ME HEED IN

2 STOP BRAYIN WOR LASS SHIZ CUSH REELLY

3 STOP TWOCKIN MOTAZ

4 STOP HOCKIN ME GOLD

5 GERRA JOB LOL AWNLY JOKIN

What the hell!! Speak english (if you understand)

& not yibberish........and I pay taxes for this c***

How old is your granny? Denzil will be interested.

[Denzel]

What the hell!! Speak english (if you understand)

& not yibberish........and I pay taxes for this c***

How old is your granny? Denzil will be interested.

Oh Mr PN, get yourself a charver-patois phrasebook; you may find it easier to use than normal English.