What Life Taught Me Today...

[Pete]

Do not do what the Boss Say's because he changes his bliddy mind ten minuets later and leaves you up the creek with out a paddle.

[Sw@lnalla]

That IE7 is chronic,i`ve had nowt but bother since i put that on me comp

Fools rush in.

[Sw@lnalla]

"A perfect world" Now there is a dismal thought!

Joe.

Looking to the future, Joe, Archaelogists will find in their Bedlington diggings. after a millennium or two. Many plastic bags, sodden diapers and many tons of fossilized doggy poo.

[Gary Partis]

Do not invest in a venture you know nothing about or have no lasting interest in!

Very expensive!

[Sw@lnalla]

Do not invest in a venture you know nothing about or have no lasting interest in!

Very expensive!

How pissed are you Mr. Partis.

[Gary Partis]

How pissed are you Mr. Partis.

After an evening writing code to render ESRI ShapeFile map data in near-real-time, not very pissed!

How pissed are you?

Or more to the point, who are you?!

[Sw@lnalla]

[Monsta®]

After an evening writing code to render ESRI ShapeFile map data in near-real-time, not very pissed!

How pissed are you?

Or more to the point, who are you?!

yeah that will do it like! what software do you use?

[Denzel]

Do NOT squeeze the tube of superglue BEFORE you've carefully unblocked the nozzle with that straightened paperclip!

Arrrgghhhh!!

Never buy onion rings from a Jewish chip shop.

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