Tiddles

[Denzel]

Congratulations to Bedlington ex-pat Martin 'Tiddles' Thewlis, who has recently announced that he is to wed his beau, Sarth Efrica's finest, Natasha, in the picturesque Czech town of Brno.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Hats off to Natasha, she's either very foolish or very brave.

[Denzel]

Hats off to Natasha, she's either very foolish or very brave.

I'm of the opinion that it's a bit of both.

[Pencil_Neck]

Hats off to Natasha, she's either very foolish or very brave.

[Denzel]

Who knows, some daft bint might be mad enough to marry Bedlington's very own Arkwright!

[Pencil_Neck]

Who knows, some daft bint might be mad enough to marry Bedlington's very own Arkwright!

F-f-f-fat sod

[Denzel]

Actually when you get married it means I can take Nurse Gladys off your hands! Back of the net!

[Pencil_Neck]

Actually when you get married it means I can take Nurse Gladys off your hands! Back of the net!

That was some Nurse Gladys on Saturday night......jesus, what a bloater

[Denzel]

That was some Nurse Gladys on Saturday night......jesus, what a bloater

Aye, she was a canny size like.