July 8, 200719 yr ...my name is..my name is..Slim Shady..So off they skipped to somewhere over the rainbow and jumped into the nearest...bush and he said when will this story ever end.
July 8, 200719 yr ...my name is..my name is..Slim Shady..So off they skipped to somewhere over the rainbow and jumped into the nearest...bush and hit her with a big purple rubber pole thing packed full with duracell rechargables she was.....
July 8, 200719 yr bush and hit her with a big purple rubber pole thing packed full with duracell rechargables she was.....thrown from the bush and into the river where she was eaton by a giant ell that had just swum up from Blyth. He stood there in amazment and said
July 8, 200719 yr Author The End...of the world is nigh,quick,run to the hills where we can have a picnic and scoff our faces with...
July 8, 200719 yr ...of the world is nigh,quick,run to the hills where we can have a picnic and scoff our faces with......all our friends. on the way they popped into the off licence to buy...
July 8, 200719 yr ...all our friends. on the way they popped into the off licence to buy...A packet of fags. Er.. tabs even. Stuff the picnic, Mongo fancied a pint to wash down the tar from the tabs - so off he went to the Market Tavern where he saw...
July 8, 200719 yr A packet of fags. Er.. tabs even. Stuff the picnic, Mongo fancied a pint to wash down the tar from the tabs - so off he went to the Market Tavern where he saw...BLOB!noooo, not a rubber, Bar Lass Of Bedlington! he asked her why she wasnt coming onto the forum any more, and she said:
July 9, 200719 yr BLOB!noooo, not a rubber, Bar Lass Of Bedlington! he asked her why she wasnt coming onto the forum any more, and she said:mongo's there with his....
July 9, 200719 yr Author mongo's there with his.......pee taking friends,so i`m not going back till....
July 9, 200719 yr ...pee taking friends,so i`m not going back till.......Mr Darn buys me a drink.So...she'll be away a while! our intrepid hero moves on, and seaks out new life, and new civilisations further up the street at the market cross, where he see's...
July 10, 200718 yr ...Mr Darn buys me a drink.So...she'll be away a while! our intrepid hero moves on, and seaks out new life, and new civilisations further up the street at the market cross, where he see's...a big chocolate cake from Greggs (yum yum) He decides to take it on his journey just incase he gets hungry.He jumps on to the bus and..
July 10, 200718 yr a big chocolate cake from Greggs (yum yum) He decides to take it on his journey just incase he gets hungry.He jumps on to the bus and..He realises he's gone back in time and its the raisbeck. So he ventures down the station for 15p
July 10, 200718 yr He realises he's gone back in time and its the raisbeck. So he ventures done the station for 15pthen he went to the clayton for a quick pint and was mugged by some glue sniffas. he staggered back across the road and was splatted by the bek on its way back up the top end! he was rushed to ashington old hospital on route the ambulance hit a cortina and burst into flames all were prenouced dead at the seen!.....
July 10, 200718 yr then he went to the clayton for a quick pint and was mugged by some glue sniffas. he staggered back across the road and was splatted by the bek on its way back up the top end! he was rushed to ashington old hospital on route the ambulance hit a cortina and burst into flames all were prenouced dead at the seen!.....But somehow he survived and walked home , stopping first for a bag of chips for the way
July 10, 200718 yr But somehow he survived and walked home , stopping first for a bag of chips for the waysuddenly a maniac with a chainsaw jumps out infront of him and saws him in two! his body flops in two different directions!!!!
July 10, 200718 yr But somehow he survived and walked home , stopping first for a bag of chips for the waySencing this had gone way too far into daftland, our lad sat eating his chips and thought about where this story was going... Once he finnished, he got up, dusted himself down, shook himself and decided....
July 10, 200718 yr Sencing this had gone way too far into daftland, our lad sat eating his chips and thought about where this story was going... Once he finnished, he got up, dusted himself down, shook himself and decided....to walk home then the grim reaper apeared and took his soul forever! the end! fin! stoppa de s***e!
July 10, 200718 yr to walk home then the grim reaper apeared and took his soul forever! the end! fin! stoppa de s***e!Not quite.The grim, always loving a good old game of chess, agreed that Mongos life would be spared if Mongo won a game with him.
July 10, 200718 yr Not quite.The grim, always loving a good old game of chess, agreed that Mongos life would be spared if Mongo won a game with him.But unfortunatly mongo lost, and so his soul was lost forever.Now, old grim, on the other hand, was having a right boring time... in an attempt to liven his dull life up, he decided to....
July 10, 200718 yr But unfortunatly mongo lost, and so his soul was lost forever.Now, old grim, on the other hand, was having a right boring time... in an attempt to liven his dull life up, he decided to....browse thru the topics on bedlington.co.uk .. when he came across the thread about....
July 10, 200718 yr browse thru the topics on bedlington.co.uk .. when he came across the thread about....belgian murderers and decided to go play some flash games! when suddenly he............
July 10, 200718 yr belgian murderers and decided to go play some flash games! when suddenly he............fell to the floor and started screaming then all went quiet then suddenly mongo appeared in the form of the grim reaper and said youl not get rid of me from this story that easy and....
July 10, 200718 yr fell to the floor and started screaming then all went quiet then suddenly mongo appeared in the form of the grim reaper and said youl not get rid of me from this story that easy and....the grim reaper poked mongo in the eyes and kicked him in the b*******ks and said "!*!@# off you t***" and......
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