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Spot The Ball

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Spot_the_Ball_Dec.jpg See who can guess where the ball is first :D ( i should of said ..where the ball is ment to be)

M: 16?

Why has he got no shoes on?

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M: 16?

Why has he got no shoes on?

Wrong answer

He`s hard up so he can`t afford any :lol:

N 16 or 0 15!

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N 16 or 0 15!

Wrong..i`ll give you a clue..it`s on the left side of the golfer ;)

Wrong..i`ll give you a clue..it`s on the left side of the golfer ;)

I 2

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I 2

Nope..more "left" and down ;)

Nope..more "left" and down ;)

is it inbetween A1 and Q16 :D

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is it inbetween A1 and Q16 :D

Aye :D:lol: :lol:

Will i tell ya the answer?

Aye :D:lol::lol:

Will i tell ya the answer?

aye a give up

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aye a give up

Ok...It`s D 9

SpotBall_Solution.jpg

I wouldn`t have got it either :blink:

Ok...It`s D 9

SpotBall_Solution.jpg

I wouldn`t have got it either :blink:

thats just daft that coz the ball was never there

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thats just daft that coz the ball was never there

:lol: That`s the whole point Mongo..you`ve gotta guess where the ball is likely to be..

Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

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Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

Good one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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