John, a lifelong white raicist living in the East End of London is in a major car crash. When he comes round 3 days later in hospital the surgeon says: "I've got good news and bad news.....Bad news is you have had 2 pints of African blood and 2 pints of Pakistani blood" John screams "What the !*!@# is the good news then?" "Your penis is 6" longer and you are top of the housing list"