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YES !*!@# council and !*!@# cooncilers, I KNOW I,m not the only one on here thats been saying this for DECADES way before this site went online ......... this town has been left to go to the dogs (excuse the pun)and these so called cooncilors have been yes men and women to the powers that be at the awld W.D.C but hey what do I know...........I KNOW I,m not daft,blind,deaf,stupid or a hinger on thats what we had as cooncilors PLENTY making their GOBS go but NO action.

Keith, You have to consider WDC always wanted to pedestrianise Front Street and all the ramifications that would have meant. I know it's our twin town but couldn't they have picked a pronounceable name for this road! Bedders would have been ideal to have something akin to the shopping centre at Cramlington where you have a large national supermarket at each end of the retail concourse. One end at the Monkey and the other at the Netto site with plenty of free parking either above or below the centre. Instead we get piecemeal developments which have actually detracted from the commercial possibilities. That should have been done 25 years+ ago and we would still be reaping the benefits now.

Boom Boom.......... Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy woman busy. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Paddy says to Mick, Christmas is on Friday this year. Mick said, Let's hope it's not the 13th then. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone's Advent calendar. I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part. Just had my water bill of £275 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just "£2 a month"..... Time to change supplier I think.