Don't worry about network integrity Maggie, Ive got TOi (The Other internet) just about ready to roll. It's hack, and even electromagnetic pulse proof. Got a few teething problems due to spuggies perching on the waxed string, but I'm training some of the local moggies to patrol the network on quadcopters.
We can't promise to match normal ISP speeds any time soon, but we do have a protocol to transmit your old 78's faithfully (including all the needle jumps and scratches). So, please don't turn any more into flowerpots! ------------------------ Seriously: Have a look at a Chromebook (there used to be several models). The great thing is that Google will keep it fully up-to-date and virus free for you, and you won't need to shell out serious money for applications. https://play.google.com/store/devices/details?id=chromebook_acer_c720_black_wifi_2gb