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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: “If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water." The Englishman immediately piped up: “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham," he said. “That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?" The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow." “That’s no better either, Hamish." “Now, how about you, Paddy?” The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out: “London.” “Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and she immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said: “ …. d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".

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I knew Ian for many years, not as a personal friend, but as an acquaintance I am proud to have known. Sad indeed, but truly glad his son survived. My thoughts go out to his family.

I was disgusted by the way Boris was attacked by Nicola Sturgeon, Angela Eagle and Amber Rudd on what was supposed to be a debate last night on TV. the coven wasted the whole so called debate by making personal attacks on Boris. Later on the Bias Broadcasting Corporations question time luvvie Eddie Izzard was attacking Nigel Farage. its the first time I have ever heard a question time audience shouting shut up to the panel. The behaviour of these folk are doing more for the leave campaign than for dodgy Daves quest that they claim to back . Democracy does not exist in the eyes of the stay campaign, all who wish to vote leave are treated as morons . or attacked for daring to have a different choice. If Boris had behaved and spoken to the three women the way they spoke to him they would be screaming he was sexist and all the papers would have it on the front page calling for his resignation, The choice boxes on the ballot papers should be a choice between: Dictatorship / Democracy.

Well, I think Boris summed up the whole debate tonight when he said the referendum was fundamentally about democracy. That's what we're really voting for.