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vic --- I think we have moved in the same circles - I am sure I have met her and her sisters before - eeeh the days of the willock -- lily the dredger and the fisherman's friend - names bestowed - but a heart of gold

that does make me reflect on the influence of alcohol on human fertility -- I believe that most of the population of Morpeth was conceived on the Harhill - where was the most fertile ground of the shire? and was it some sort of primeval rite?? so where did the populace of the shire go to generate the new generation?? lol -- that might bring in some interesting responses .... like the lass who was pregnant and asked - what position will I be in to deliver? ans -- the same as you conceived in -- er --what in the back of a mini kicking the mirror off??