Some supplementary questions:
Which international bank is picking up the huge legal bills that both you and the "foreign hairdresser" are running up (rather a lot of perms!)?
How close is the Miller business relationship to Goldman Sachs?
Have the Millers or their associates had any contact with Tony Blair is recent times?
Which of your two faces did you use in your modelling career?
If those questions are too difficult then how about:
When was the last time you ventured outside the M25?