Thus should be fun; I am drawn to this paragraph - "I was suprised that Bedlington had a UKIP office in the High St as an anti-establishment two party policy organisations, I cant remember Bedlington been over run with immmigrants when I lived there maybe a Chinese,Indian and a very nice Pakistanie small shop."
I wasn't aware a town had to have an immigration problem to qualify for a UKIP office (and no, I'm not a supporter of the party)! Also, the good Mr Chahal would hit you with his stick if he knew you'd referred to him as a Pakistani; He's Indian.