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being somewhat rural - and having noted the theory of the multiverse .... does that mean that we should put a multiverse addendum to the post code and thereby get post within its 'sell by' date instead of waiting for the pigeon? it is astounding that I can get a passport from Glasgow sent by m/cycle courier with no charge (it wasn't fast tracked) within a week and also DBS clearance within 10 days of posting and yet it takes NCC 8 months to explain why they sold my mothers grave plot -- oops I fibbed -- it is over a year and they still haven't replied.. and why the DWP live in a different world/time to the rest of us .. I'm thinking that when they sell off what's left of the 'ROYAL@ mail they should maybe speak to Santa (or amazon since they seem to be more capable) I suspect a plot!!!! I demand more rights for reindeer and full employment with a minimum wage and as much grass and mushrooms as they can eat. .... webtrekker.. a black hole is easily explained -- they were thought to be quasi real objects to explain the relative amounts of mass in the universe and the gravitational effects seen by the bending of light from far distant places - but as you have proved they exist in reality in everyones pocket/wallet/purse ... considering that a black hole is an infinite gravitational field (although infinity is only the term for the limits of what we can comprehend and there may be a greater infinity - as in the amount of money poured into certain parts of the county) I would therefore ask you to contemplate a greater mystery which affects us all --- why is belly button fluff all the same colour and consistency no matter what you wear? now that is amazing...