Irishman drags a huge box down to the Antiques roadshow in Dublin. He tells the expert it has been in his loft for fourty years and suspects it is a family heirloom. "Are you insured?" asks the expert "No, do you think I should be?" asks the irishman "Yes" says the expert "Its your water tank"
Apparently when jacko turned up in heaven he bumped into Elvis and informed him that he had married his daughter. Elvis was delighted and replied "Thank God, some one said she had married a !*!@# !"
Quite agree, I heard that the garden waste goes into landfill in any case. If possible put it in your black bin. Instead of promoting recycling they are trying to profit from it. Its not like we dont pay enough anyway.
Woman comes into bedroom in sexy underwear and says to husband "Tie me up and do whatever you want!" so he tied her up , shagged her sister, and went fishing.