Ms Hair

Apologies for the earlier Victor Meldrew style rant. I have chilled out a bit more now. However I still think horse owners should be made to clean up the giant messes their horses make on our roads and footpaths.

Which supply agency are you with? I need to sign up? Can you sign up for more than one?

Have you got a job yet missvic. I haven't. (I know they are litter pickers, I was dumbing down.) :-( :-(

On a more positive note I feel I must praise our council litter pickers. Day in day out I see them patrolling the street with their tweezers. Having done the job myself I can appreciate the good work they do. At least they are keeping the place clean. In places. Bravo.

My bad.

It might ruin the mystique! However it would prob be a right good pss up! One question..should we invite Dazza? We could 'people watch' Denzel and Basslass and their 'The office'- style romarrnce brewing. (Notice I said romance like chris de burgh!)

Who do you class as Denzel's minions? I don't wish to be one. I am quite little but not really mini. My vote for head mini-one goes to Mr Neck (Mrs Neck, care to comment?)(Oops sory swallahalla, he must be rubbing off on me.) At least Denzel says stuff to keep this thing going, not like boring people who jus come on to read. He is a polite gentleman in real life, doesn't even swear or owt...

Oh dear. No wonder no-one will employ me to teach.

I know you're joking but I could fancy that! Got a raging cold and can't taste anything 'healthy.' Will see if Lazza will do them for me tommorow night!

Went to the snowy owl on monday. Gross! Had lemon chicken, there was no sauce just loads of melted butter. As for the so called chicken, I'm not even sure it was meat, tasted more like melted plastic. Absolutely minging. £8.50 for a few tetties and some carrots. Never again!

OOh love is in the air... Get ya skates on

Cue DAZZA.....

Eew. Cringe.

(Hope that's right, cheers mr darn!) I don't hate you Denzel, not keen on your gingham shirt collection but you are ok. ps who shagged pencil's sister. Don't answer if it will break up marriages or owt.

I tried to stop myself looking at it but could not resist! They said el-dorado was bad! I suggest we stage a 'station version' which should be a lot more entertaining and realistic. Eg husband finds out wife has been cheating with best friend, husband heads off to the percy to find him, big bar fight, (with tops off fight club style). Wife goes to kings for some chips.

I would add quotes if I knew how to.

Congratulations to mr denzel! He has managed to turn every single active topic around to be about smut. He should change his user name to pure filth and have a picture of albert steptoe instead. You dirty old man.

Ewok, I looked on Wikpedia to find out what it means!

Shh Denzel. I don't diss your achievements. I encourage you if anything....remember the treadmill times.

Have you got a job yet then miss vic? I also qualified to teach this year and have found that no, they are not "crying out for teachers."

I have a lovely friend in Tenerife who's surname is wood. She has named her baby Holly. Red face for me when I said 'yeah right, what have you really called her?' Pencil, he has a bloody stylist..fangs for asking.

Don't listen to Denzel. He is wrong. WRong wrong wrong wrong wrong!! Anyhoo Bombay nights is owned by same people. So yeah...get a take away I'm sure it will be lovely! Surprised Denz hasn't plugged his previous workplace.. (It's 'average' mind!)

GET YA BINS OOT VIC!!

Ashianna. (I should be on comission 4 the place, ) High levels of service not usually found round here, eg, doors being opened for you...simple things but make you feel spoilt. Food is fantastic, best indian food I've tasted , (except for Mr.Hair's cooking ) everything tastes fresh and sort of 'clean' compared to cuuries I've had before. It's not dirt cheap but you do get what you pay for. If you fancy trying out a selection of what they have to offer then there's a 10-course banquet for £15 a head, you tell them the sort of things you like eg, "Ahh divent like fish me," and voila they give you...no fish. But a load of other delicacies..I guarantee you will be leaving with a doggy bag. The owner is a swell guy too and its great that such a good business man has chosen Bedlington. I reckon it may even put us on the map. Ashianna 46-48 Front St West Bedlington, NE22 5UB 01670 820220 I don't work for them! It's just a mint curry. If you are willing to travel go to Dragon house on stowell street for chinese or Numjai on Westgate Road for Thai. I am a fussy !*!@# and these are all fab. (I don't recommend that newish one in Blyth with about 600 dishes on it's menu not naming any names.)

What she said!