mickypotts

Oh and a Mr Hogg was the physics teacher

I suppose that I could have had him fired but I never told anyone about that until now, not even my parents

Taffy Williams had a habit of sneaking up behind you and yelling in your ear, he did it to me when I was filing a piece of metal on the corner of the bench and made me jump right out of my skin, my crotch shot into the metal corner and I went down to the floor, he picked me up and I whacked his face with the file, the other kids were amazed when he put his arm around me and led me to the stock room to regain my composure, I was black and blue for weeks but Taffy stopped scaring kids that way and always treated me well after that incident.

ask him if he remembers David Potts my brother, He was in his class I think

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language. Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today". "For those of you who are pxxxxd off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Ha Ha, whats your Dads name?

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash," the salesman said. The customer, not able to figure the calculation, said he would think about the deal and return the next day. That evening, the fellow asked his blonde female friend, "If you were offered nine hundred dollars minus six percent, how much would you take off?" She replied, "Everything but my earrings!"

I,ve always only had sex with one woman, my wife...... course I,ve been married 3 times, but at my age I,m 58 I,ve got used to being comfortable with my wife and I know what I like and I know what she wont do......

Hello Adam, welcome to the forum, I went to westridge with an Alan Hogg, any relative to you??

My Dad once told me that after the War there were some polish miners at Ashington pit and for Bait they would bring cans of Kit e Kat and spread it on sliced bread, no one ever told them what it really was!! they loved it and it was cheap!!

Thanks Bedies, do you have to steep the peas to get the gas out? as with beans

Thanks bedies, how about the wifes recipe for the Pease Pud??

Welcome Canny Lass

When a man drinks he gets drunk when he gets drunk he goes to sleep if he goes to sleep he doesnt sin if he doesnt sin he goes to heaven So lets all drink and go to heaven!!!

A rope walks into a bar............ asks for a beer......... barman says Sorry but we dont serve ropes in here....................he replies........Sorry but I,m a fraid knot!!

Hello Louise, I vaguely remember a Colin Stoker at Westridge in 1968-69, My cousin Malcolmn Henderson lived on Vulcan Place then right next to the sweet shop, he,s in Blyth now I think, is there a way to look up school records from back then and find out where Colin lived? good Luck

Happy Bithday Monsta, I wish you many may more, have a great day, Michael

Thankyou Guys, 58 doesnt feel too bad,I think my wife Donna may treat me to Dinner tonight!!

Thanks again for the info, such a shame that it burned Eh? some great childhood memories up in smoke, anybody remember Billy Catalan the only black kid in town? he was adopted and had a rough childhood, I got on with him but he always seemed to land himself in trouble poor guy..... how about Mrs. Bink,s sweet shop next to the Whitley, my favorite were the Poor Bens...........

that may be true keith but it does look like Mr. Hostler a good bit, time plays tricks on your memory I suppose, We used to visit Mr Hostler at his House, Desmond Reay used to live right across the street( RIP )we were good mates back then and Alan Hall lived a few doors down from Desa. Mattie Hall was a very good teacher except if you were on the wrong end of his blackboard ruler!! did they ever find out why the whitley burned down?

3rd from the left in the back is w potts who may be my grandfather, he died during the war so I never met him, mr hostler was headmaster at whitley and a great cricketeer