One that was doing the rounds on line yesterday, had me chuckling...... A burglar climbs into a dark house through a window, looks around for valuables, then suddenly hears a voice in the darkness: 'Jesus is watching you!' He freezes, waits a few moments, no more noise, so continues across the room. Again, he's disturbed by a voice: 'I'm telling you, Jesus is watching you!' Baffled, he turns on his torch, slowly casting it around the room, and alights upon a parrot in a cage. 'Did you say that?' 'Yes' says the parrot 'I just think should know that Jesus is watching you....' The burglar laughs. 'Yeah, right! What's your name then?' 'Noah' squawks the parrot. 'Noah? What sort of people call a parrot Noah?' asks the burglar. 'The same sort who call their rottweiler Jesus.........'