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sleepy

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  1. i too right very strange
  2. though don,t apprieciate you showing my site off what ever happened to privacy
  3. bingo............ had it sent to me thought it was quite amusing whats wrong with sharing it like
  4. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G !) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to itsbody. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that PIG)
  5. headache affect the eyes then its typical
  6. is vald burn knocked down like forgive me for being slow but i never been since i worked there you know maybe if they do the houses surely the ammeneties i'll follow if the community big enough the demand will be there
  7. i had my reasons and he got his scooter so bedbay does work
  8. happy birthday brian have a nice day
  9. can you let me know before tomorrow sorry if you think i messed you around i'll explain if you decide to get in touch you got my number
  10. scooter still here if you want it need to know asap though was gonna keep it but needs must if you know what i mean tried to ring you but lass says she not know who you are
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